I went out with one of my readers the other night, that was lucky to come
across never really an American woman in his life. But this month, he's
traveling across some parts of Europe which are denser (literally in this
case) with American women. And you know what he said?
I've only heard an American girl speaks a few times in my life before this
week, but now that I heard them & # 8230; I don & # 8217, understand. Fuck
is the nonsense they talk all the time?
I could not t help laughing at his shock. I also couldn & # 8217; t help
but laugh in despair because I really didn t have an answer for him. I
guess that's an advantage when you live in a country too dangerous for the
average woman to engage in solo. After us to say goodbye, I thought I d sit
down and write a list of the most useless conversations that American women
have the most. Here's what I came up with.
1. Food and beverage
The next time you are with more than one woman at a restaurant, I challenge
you to count how many times you hear the words delicious & # 8221;, so good
& # 8221;, tasty & # 8221; OMG & # 8221; & # 8221 divine; and, my favorite
for sheer stupidity, & # 8221 delish;.
Honestly, during a meal one hour, it is quite common to hear these
adjectives have fallen at least 50 times. When ordering a fancy cocktail or
aperitif, or, God forbid & # 8212; & # 8212 dessert, ready to double the
amount of descriptive words.
Of course, no girl can be a negative when with friends. You can feed them a
pile of steaming of local artisan dog poop in the local articulation of
Asia and they always ooh-ing and aah-ing about how divine the local dog
turd is. It is all about immersion, right?
It's not even just the basic bitch adjectives & # 8212; s how it in detail,
they can talk nonsense about food as if they've been a chef in a 5 star
Michelin restaurant.
Seriously, you don t need to have a 15 minute conversation about your.
Burger craft It is a piece of meat with lettuce, tomato, onions and ketchup
& # 8212; Ketchup is a step above Heinz and therefore it can now be known
as handicraft & # 8221;. It's a piece of bread around it all, with some
potatoes on the side. Not just because they sprinkled a little Parmesan on
them does not make them craft fries & # 8221;. End of the conversation.
Even worse is the gourmets who throw all nonsense terms. American girls are
always one-up each other (especially on Instagram), so they speak using
fancy culinary terms & # 8212; and they don t know what any of them mean.
For extra fun, the next time you're with a girl and she boasts to order a
traditional, rustic, curated, or flat from the farm to the table, ask them
to really explain what it means . The look of panic on his face will be
priceless.
2. Reality TV
If you've ever worked in a favorable office women, you know exactly what I
mean. & # 8221 meetings; which end up being a reminder of a time of the
recent episode of Bachelorette, while no work is actually done. It's the
equivalent of water cooler for men talking, except that still continues.
I guess that's what happens when girls have nothing to live for except the
careers they hate. It's what happens when they renounce motherhood and
marriage idolize favorite in the last bitch to spread her legs for 3
different guys in 3 nights.
3. Political Discussion
If you haven t learned now it's pretty desperate to have a political
discussion with hardly an American girl. foreign girls can be just as bad,
but at least you do not have to worry about them becoming outraged and
fired. You can have the discussion, but all logical points will be
instantly canceled by feelings. Unfortunately, today the world dictates
increasingly that feelings are the basis of an argument instead of reality.
It's funny, because even (some) guys who have opposite political beliefs
that I can discuss logically. Often, we reach a point of mutual
understanding in minutes. He knows I don t like all Trump, and I learn that
he hated Hillary and I just wanted a kind of mid-term.
Good luck reaching a mutual understanding on the policy during the debate
on an American girl. And yes, the conversations they have them are even
more useless. Rather than talk about the advantages against the
disadvantages, instead becomes a huge orgy of good feelings. Nobody dares
to speak for him in fear of upsetting the other hens, so the conversation
goes all round, like the burger speak craft.
4. Relations
As someone who has quite a little bit of experience in the dating world, I
have had many women approach me for advice on a particular situation in
their dating life. And how often do you think that any of them actually
followed my advice? Never.
It is not uncommon to hear girls talking about a specific thing a guy does
or says, no matter how it is tiny and insignificant, for hours. Never
anything is actually done to move forward in conversation & # 8212; the
same things are constantly rehashed, analyze again, then the friend to
listen is a feel good complaining. Of course, men are often guilty of the
same thing & # 8212; over-analyzing text messages or online dating
conversations.
American women, though, are taking a whole new level. There was a time that
this kind of gossip was left for sleepovers or private, home evenings with
a bottle of wine and friends. Now, however, just play it to shout over all
the details (including dirty details) restaurants, public transportation,
and anywhere else they can share the story with the world.
Closing thoughts
A pair of noise canceling headphones is a good investment when in public. I
m grateful that the majority of my interactions and life from day to day
gift t imply this, but when I hear it, I can not help but cringe & # 8212;
because people like my reader, who have never been exposed, died with their
analysis.
And that's a lot of time wasted in the world.
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