Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The official ROK shirt is now here!

After much delay, I'm happy to announce that Red Kings Shop is open for
business with a first lighthouse t-shirt featuring the iconic logo printed
ROK on a high quality 100% cotton baby doll red cranberry that American
Apparel is manufactured in the United States.

By wearing the official shirt ROK, you will experience these benefits:

increase in testosterone 300% (more than kratom supplies) *
Cause mental break any liberal who sees your shirt *
Rapid extension of 3 inches of your penis *
Immediate gain of 50 pounds to your bench press *
A more voracious attention of beautiful women appropriate animal breeding *
The reduction of body fat at least 10% *

* The above claims are not independently verified, and perhaps a Roosh
attempt to sell more shirts
We had two strong beta testing that put our small size out of stock and
midsize limited stock. If you're enjoying articles on ROK and want to
support our activities, visit the RedKings Shop and buy your shirt today.
Your shirt will be shipped within one week from when you place your order.
This is the best way to donate to men's because while receiving a beautiful
shirt in return, especially on the heels of Paypal stop in April for
political reasons. Your support is appreciated.
Click here to visit Red Kings Boutique
After receiving your shirt, use our form to send me a photo, review, or
history of wearing the shirt and get a 20% discount code when we launch our
second element.

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