The human body is a work of art. However, since ancient times, have
tampered with it. Sometimes it was fashionable, and sometimes to mark
criminals and slaves. Today, efforts are pretty terrible.
tattoos
Res ipse loquitur.
In the past, tattoos were rare. For most, which was for the sailors, truck
drivers, cyclists and circus people. A woman with tattoos might be a whore,
or at least someone you wouldn t initiate mom. These days, it is quite
common to see people inked up almost as much as the Yakuza, or islands of
the South Seas gangsters.
Why is it bad: Tattoos are forever. If you change your mind, difficult. One
of my exes (Stripper One) tried to get a simple tattoo lasered off, a
costly procedure. He left the bright red scars, and the guy didn t even
finish the job. Stripper has a tramp stamp two of his former name, someone
she hates now surprisingly. This makes the doggy position a rather surreal
experience.
Summary: Surely I m sound like an old fogy here. Okay, I m guilty as
charged. I won t say never ever get inked, but please, be sensible. Don t
put a picture on your body if not artistically good enough for your living
room wall, right?
piercings
critical failure on the OSI layer 8
Delving further into the strange territory, body piercings became a fashion
in Victorian demimonde. However, after that, women (except Gypsies) rarely
pierced their ears until the 1960s Piercing anything else was almost
unthinkable. Then the piercing was revived by the BDSM scene gay leather in
California in the 1970s During the 1980s, the guys started to pierce the
ears too.
Later in the decade, some celebrities have navel rings, and it was all
downhill from there. Then the new vogue inserted into the lips, ironmongery
eyebrows, nipples, junk food, and even the perineum (you don t want to
know).
I once about a girl about seventeen years to get a piercing face, which
looked particularly awful. Since she's a devout Jewish family, I saved him
from committing a sin that would have marked it as a real crazy among his
community. Let no one say I m incapable of a good deed.
Why is it bad: While healing, Piercings should be cleaned regularly,
usually with a medical grade iodine solution. Nevertheless, problems can
still occur; here's one of the horror stories I know. One of my exes got
her navel pierced, against my opinion. Before long, she got a nasty
infection. When the eruption had spread in his belly, sternum in the bush,
she got the hint and took the thing. As I remind my friends, Mussolini is
always right & # 8221 !;
Summary: For women, ear piercings are tolerable, but pointless. In India
(only), nose piercings work & # 8212; it's their culture & # 8212; but I
still can t get it. As for anything else, it's not going to improve the
girl's beauty, but it sure as hell can hurt. As for guys, if you're tempted
to make holes in yourself that don t belong, so be like Amy Winehouse and
saying no, no, no & # 8221 !;
Enlarge the holes
problem goggles are the first error.
Hipsters frequently get ear gauges. Over time, they can be stretched wide
enough to fit a hand through them. Is it to be different, as all their
friends, or do they need a place to hang clothes? Occasionally, they'll
make it to their noses as a reminder to the rest of us that the Apocalypse
is near.
More rarely, someone inflict this horror on her / his / her mouth. Perhaps
the East African plates lips one day next big thing. (Some tribes have
begun to deter Arab slave traders capture them, but you'll not hear that in
your history class.) As we will soon see, pretty much everything else
anyone can imagine ruin their appearance has already been tried.
Why is it bad: There are several ways to conceal tattoos and piercings, but
large holes are a career limiting move. Worse, it requires surgery to
correct this error.
Summary: Not only not.
Below the skin
Me so horny
For the truly ambitious, there are other options, such as beads or spikes
coming out of the head. Borg These implants are fixed using a doohickey
subcutaneous similar to a spreader drywall. Objects can also be implanted
completely under the skin, much like having a permanent Klingon forehead.
Why is it bad: It's more than the ugly factor. Since most stores that make
body modification generally refuse to do things like that, some people
perform surgery on themselves. There are even sites that encourage it, with
instructions. I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but the surgery was for
doctors; they have years of training and know what they're doing.
Summary: For the most comparable things are the Borg implants and traces of
Klingon tires it clearly that this stuff makes people look like aliens.
What a way to display the taste and sophistication!
The really weird things
Yes, the banana split is metaphorical.
The last category is not for the faint of heart, which makes all of the
above seem pretty tame. Skip the following if you're hungry; you have been
warned.
Some examples I have heard about including the repositioning of the cuticle
of the nail back on the fingers (why & # 8212; just why?) The injection of
saline into the scrotum, castration, splitting the language (artificial
bravery?) half, divide the cock in two, and that ain t all.
Why is it bad: those who don t understand are beyond the point of reason.
Summary: Those who love this stuff should start with the first castration.
This will help clean up the gene pool, which needs a stiff dose of chlorine.
and finally
Romney lost? Awesome
The human body in its natural form as it seems; all that's required is a
healthy and stay fit. We must respect our bodies; they're the only ones we
have. I could go on a political tangent and wax eloquently about how
everything is normal sucks meme makes the world ugly, but hopefully you get
the picture.
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