[Image: First date advice first date online, online dating advice, which
means
an open relationship, alpha male traits] once he has experienced a
young, beautiful, carefree schizophrenic named Belle. She lived in a
remote village with her eccentric father, Maurice, who spent most of the
day reefer smoke with his pipe.
Still deep in his psychosis, she spent most of her days frolicking
the forest and talking to various creatures that do not exist. One day the
sun "spoke" to her and told her she should be more like him. Starting from
day before, she was still wearing a bright yellow dress.
[Image: beautiful]
In addition, in the village was Gaston, strong, nice, beautiful hunter
maintained a happy harem of three buxom blonde women.
[Image: Gaston]
When not hunting wild boar in the forest, he spent his days his pleasuring
three women (and other women of the village). his wives
would often playfully hobbit slave torture Gaston Dingleberry.
[Image: Girls Gaston]
All was well in the village.
One day, as Belle entered the village tavern, Gaston, his spying
luscious breasts, bowed graciously and opened the door for her.
"Welcome, young woman," he said. "If there's anything I do for
you, you have but to ask ".
Belle smiled Gaston, when suddenly the door of the tavern yelled at her and
said, "Do not trust him! It is a rapist! "
"Get away from me, you rapist! "She yelled and slapped face Gaston
and walked before him.
Gaston, knowing it was dishonorable to hit a woman, and simply glared
rubbed his face, saying nothing, feeling sorry for the poor, the mad woman.
Later in the evening, Maurice discovered, to his horror, that his stores
precious Reefer have been exhausted. As the largest leaf was indeed
thing in life for him, he mounted his horse and deep in the woods
acquire more. Late in the evening, he lived, various harvest reefer
plants in the woods.
Suddenly, a shadow hung over him, and he turned to see the beast.
[Image: Beast]
"This is my land," growled the beast. "This is my hideout reefer. You
steal from me. Go home old man and me afraid ".
" No! "Cried Maurice. "Only men of property rights! You're nothing but a
stupid!"
"Oooookay, enough," said the beast, and he fell and took
to Maurice as a rag doll. He carried to his castle in
Maurice forest and locked in his dungeon. "I'll release you when you
learn to respect the property of others ".
"Go screw! "Maurice spat, and the beast was left alone in considering
his thoughts.
The next day, Belle was very agitated, unable to find her father.
look for it in the forest, she fell on the castle of the Beast. she struck
at the door, and the beast response. The beast was surprised
out that Belle did not have a bad reaction to his face, as
Belle was too crazy to notice that she was talking to a beast.
"Hello, good sir," she said, "I was wondering if you have passed through
my father, Maurice ".
"Indeed I have," the beast sniffed. "He was stealing my ganja, I closed
him in my dungeon. It is also quite unpleasant ".
"Oh, sir," pleaded Belle. "If you could release him, I consider
the most amiable. "
"No," said the beast. "He's a thief. The thieves must be punished ".
"Surely there is something that I have to give in the trade of my father
Release?"
"Like that?"
"How about this? "Said Belle, as she pushed her amble bosom by
top of her dress.
"Well," said the beast given. "It was a good time. Okay."
And so it was that Beauty and the Beast was funky funky for hours and
hours around the castle. Once passed, the beast released Mauritius. When he
wanted her daughter to follow her home, she refused. As she coughed Beast
the hair of his mouth, she explained that she had a wonderful time
talking clocks, cups and candlesticks in the castle, saying they
were all excellent talkers.
Fed up with his crazy girl and wanting to smoke a reefer, he groaned
and left, back to the village.
Belle then spent the next few days to talk to different objects
The castle of the Beast with the beast looked on, shaking his head at his
paramour hopelessly schizophrenic yet sexually skilled.
Back in the village, Maurice went to Gaston, saying, "As you know,
are werewolves in the forest, and one of them stole my girl! he
must be put to death, and my daughter rescued! "
Be noble and valiant man, he was, Gaston has agreed to save Belle. he
rounded up several armed men in the village, and brought them into the
forest, his three wives in tow. High as a kite on reefer, Maurice tried not
laughing as they left, very amused with his disappointment.
That night, while in the throes of passionate love, Beauty and the
Beast heard a loud knock on the door. "God dammit! "Cried the beast. "Who
could it be now? "
"Maybe he is a Jehovah's Witness! "Belle offered with wide psychotic
the eyes.
"He's a rapist! "Said a near plug.
The beast growled, rolled out of bed, angrily threw on a robe and walked
downstairs to answer the door.
The look of Gaston was shocked when he saw the beast. "You're not a
werewolf,
naked as you are ", he said.
"No," said the beast, "I am once a man, but I was there years ago by a curse
bitch bad, and now I am condemned to carry this form ".
"I see that you are a noble creature, and do not want trouble," said
Gaston nodded.
The beast was about to answer, when suddenly there were screams in the
forest all around them. Indeed, these are the real werewolves * *. They had
arrived, smelling the prey and the search for slaughter.
[Image: warewolves]
Gaston drew his sword, shouting to the men, "defend my women! We will kill
these foul beasts! "
"I'll help you," said the beast, baring his teeth and flexing his
muscles. "I do not know why so many people trying to fuck my
property recently ".
Many werewolves confined to the forest, and Gaston, the beast and the
the village men gathered them in battle. Claws raked. The swords were
stolen. Some blood
splashed. Screams were heard. Members were divided. The battle was heroic
it was dark. Gaston, a skilled swordsman, killed werewolves heap. the
Beast roars, scratched, raked, and torn unclean wolves in bloody tatters.
From Belle casually looked over the castle walls while
eat paint chips and talking to a range near.
After several bloody minutes, the village men prevailed, but not
without loss. Many men died on the floor of the forest, though dead
the more werewolves.
Gaston, bloodied and bruised, went to the beast. "You helped save my life
and the life of my beloved sexy women. Beast or not, from this day,
I'll call you brother. "The two clasped hands, flexed their biceps, and
nodded to another.
And so it was that Gaston moved into the castle with his three wives and
slave hobbit, with many quartets and fivesomes (often including
Beautiful in pleasure) as the beast looked and laughed, smoking a ganja.
The three women have spent the rest of their days enjoying their husbands as
and the beast when in the mood for something different. Beautiful its past
life enjoying the two men as well as on long conversations
with her hairbrush.
The end.
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